I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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