so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Why is your signature on my underwear?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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