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The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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