I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You can't motorboat a personality
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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