so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
