There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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