He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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