We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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