yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
If I had your ass I would rule the world
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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