She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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