When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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