is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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