i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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