Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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