hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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