I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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