You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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