You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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