Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
