people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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