My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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