no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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