Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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