You made me cry and you don't even care
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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