FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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