I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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