i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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