the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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