I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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