Pappa wants mamma naked
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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