i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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