butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
