party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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