apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize