Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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