im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think people are normalizing furries
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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