Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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