As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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