I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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