This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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