these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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