I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
