wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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