As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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