Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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