? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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