Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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