She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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