No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
True college students do jello shots in the library
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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