Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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