Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
third nipple confirmed
how drunk are you?
Several
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
