You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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