Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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