Duck Duck Cougar?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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