Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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